horrors
Bought a Timberland polo shirt recently, looks nice doesn't it?

Happily put it in the laundry to be washed..
and
oh horrors...

My Timberland polo shirt lengthen into a one-piece skirt..or pinafore!!!.. or whatever you call them.. and it costs me $63!!!!!!!!!!!
'si liao la!! how come my polo shirt become skirt? its Timberland, mind you.. not some lala-land off some pasar malam store!..why?!?' Looking on the bright side, i still retain the reciept.. :) hopefully would be able to exchange for a new one... i hope.